Monday, September 6, 2010

Why am I watching this?!


Have you ever been, I don't know...20 minutes into Baggage on GSN and exclaimed, "Why am I watching this?!" I have. Just now. In fact, the episode is finishing up alongside this confession. I can't turn it off. Which soul-patched, sex-hungry bachelor is this 60-year-old woman with Barbie's face and her grand-daughter's clubbing dress going to choose?! It's like Cougar Town meets...well, The Jerry Spinger Show; which is no surprise here as the host is Springer himself and both shows are as scripted wedding vows, (and just about as vomit-worthy, too).





Out with the old & in with the... "seasonal bisexual"...?















I immediately turned on my U-Verse guide (shameless product placement) and began the search for something else, something better, something that will further the intelligent progression of my analytical brainwaves. I'm a college graduate, gosh-dangit! I have extensive knowlegde in Television Studies! I have an acquired taste for only exceptional programs! As I gave myself this internal beating I realized my brainwaves were anything but. They had no wave to 'em at all- just simple, straight lines with no pulse, begging for life-support!

As I read through History Channel, Discovery Channel, ID and msnbc's line up, the cocky voices of the contestants spewing attention-grabbing insults and over-the-top declarations kept drawing me back in. "What did he just say?" "Oh, god. Is she dancing?" So I caved. I CAVED. It didn't feel right guessing if all these things were happening, creating the images in my mind on my own. That's what TV is for, isn't it? Fill in the blanks where imagination lacks? Of course, otherwise I'd go read a book. Right? Right.


If I didn't watch it, I'd be thinking about it all night
. "Who did she decide was the lesser of the two? Who? Who?" If I just finished this episode, all of this curiousity would simply dissipate. My guilt would be suspended in less than 10 minutes and I'd change the channel right after! Yes, this is what I'd do. This is what I did. But of course, since I started this post, the afformentioned episode has ended and a new one has begun...and you've guessed correctly. I have to see who she picks and I have to keep asking myself, "WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?"

Why are YOU watching this?




Tuesday, May 4, 2010

YOU! BUY KOTEX

Mid- March of 2010, Kimberly-Clark’s daughter company Kotex released an entirely new line of feminine-care products. Although it is quite common for companies to expand their brand by reinventing themselves and their products, U by Kotex sought after much more than that; they’ve aimed at pulling down the taboo curtain of female health care.



The ads are hard to miss. As an active consumer of all things media I knew that the second this campaign launched, the internet would soon be dizzy with YouTube response videos, blog commentaries, news editorials and hefty reviews from major feminist media camps. Kotex’s marketing strategy had worked. Both ads for U by Kotex demonstrate the direct address method to its audience, which assists in communicating a sense of superiority on the subject.

In the first commercial, the audience observes a “real” girl taking a wry approach in discussing her feelings towards the typically euphemistic feminine care advertisements. By using the interactive mode of television, wherein an interviewee appears to be looking off camera at an interviewer, this demonstrates a sense of realism to its audience. The campaign hopes to succeed in viewers to think, “This is looks like a news editorial interview or documentary, so I believe in what she’s saying.” The actress, almost expressionless, goes on to mock typical ads that follow athletic girls in white clothing dancing on the beach, stretching in yoga class, smiling and laughing with friends and acting as if getting your period is the greatest thing to happen to them – well, no thanks to this brand of tampons! Of course dancing, smiling and wearing white aren’t typical behaviors of menstruation and have nothing to do with crying, cramping and breaking out. The reason this works is because the product is addressing its hopeful consumers as media literate and very aware of the thick line that lies between tampon campaigns, historically, and the realities of their bodies behavior.

The second ad, as mentioned earlier, is also a direct address demonstrating expertise and knowledge to its viewers. The commercial, following a woman self-described as racially ambiguous with beautiful hair, parodies almost every female health and beauty commercial on television. By revealing advertisers secrets to the medium and tearing apart the classical and typical structure of the subject matter’s campaigns, it becomes very self-reflexive and self-aware of it being a commercial with the only intention of selling you a feeling and a lifestyle. This works for the same exact reason as the first commercial. The audience knows that the lead actress in the commercial represents an unrealistic standard of westernized beauty. They are tired of being pressured to look, dress and act like every portrayal of the female body on television.

As described on Consumerist.com, Kotex “panders to women’s desire to feel like they’re not being pandered to.” (Popken, 2010) This campaign may be the wake-up call to all feminine care product advertisements to stop packaging a period like a birthday present, but it still functions and aims for the same end as every other companies marketing strategy, just different means. The subtext of the commercials is that, “Hey, we’ve owned up to the smoke we were blowing, but no one else is. We stand out. We’re different now. Buy our tampons. Please.” Of course, not in those exact words but Kotex, like every other product floating in the dark sea of consumerism, is on the hunt for their orange life-jacket to keep them afloat and keep them standing out. Their approach is more head-on and creative in the sense that is sort of Meta in the way it deconstructs itself. (Newman, 2010) Andrew Meurer, VP of Kimberly-Clark remarks on their guilty role in portraying woman having euphoric menstrual experiences in their ads. In fact, the clips show in the first commercial that aired, mocking girls twirling and jumping, are scenes directly taken from their own advertisements. Meurer explains, “Look at what we’ve done in the past.” (Newman, 2010) In a time where corporate bail-outs are as common as sunshine in California and major company’s like GM, are using their CEO’s in their ads to regain the trust of American consumers, it only seems natural that other campaigns would soon follow in their footsteps. Kotex neither necessitated nor received a bailout but it did use its own ah-ha moment to their benefit. By being the first to respond to years of harsh critique over the obnoxious ad campaigns by most feminine care product companies, Kotex definitely has the leg-up and according to Mark Buthman, Chief Financial Officer of Kimberly-Clark, the time, money and energy spent on U by Kotex marketing will only benefit the company. They are already predicting a 4% to 6% sales increase by the end of the fiscal year. (Reuters, 2010)

As a benefit for the consumer, the U by Kotex line sells for slightly cheaper than most other popular brands, saving about .25 cents to .75 cents depending on store, location and sale prices. The packaging colors fall far from pale blues, whites and yellows and instead offer a more sassy collection of bright, “bold lipstick colors.” (Newman, 2010) Not only can one feel great about purchasing a product that is honest with itself and its consumers but it offers an outlet for young women to discuss the realities of their biological mechanics on their interactive website, UbyKotex.com. “Declaration of Real Talk” is a soundboard for women who wish to tackle the taboo of menstruation in American society. Its goal is to create and instill an everlasting confidence in women concerning their health and their body image. “For every signer on ‘Declaration of Talk,’ Kotex will donate $1 to Girls For Change, a national non-profit organization that pairs urban teenage girls with professional women to encourage social change.” (Newman, 2010) For consumers, this is a convenient way to feel like they are participating in a mini social revolution. Not only are consumers letting others know they’re aware of the realities of their period but by choosing Kotex brand over other brands they are also contributing to a charitable cause that supports young women.

Kimberly-Clark’s VP, Andrew Meurer says it best: “We’re changing our brand equity to stand for truth, transparency and progressive vaginal care.” (Newman, 2010) Perhaps, Kotex has finally found its life-jacket.

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT - It's unbelievable how terrified some people are of the word tampon.

ADDED BONUS FROM DOWN UNDER - These refreshing and entertaining ads may be a step in the right direction, but Kotex's campaign in Australia takes it even a step further...giving it's consumers something that American audiences probably wouldn't know how to handle. HANDLE IT!

Bibliography
Newman, A. A. (2010, March 15). Rebelling Agaisnt the Commonly Evasive Feminine Care Ad. Retrieved April 24, 2010, from NY Times Media & Advertising: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/16/business/media/16adco.html
Popken, B. (2010, March 24). Kotex Apologizes for Years of Euphemistic Ads. Retrieved April 25, 2010, from Consumerist: http://consumerist.com/2010/03/u-by-kotex.html
Reuters. (2010, April 22). Kimberly-Clark Sees Cost Pressures in 2010. Retrieved April 24, 2010, from NY Times Business Day: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/22/business/business-us-kimberlyclark.html

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

COFFEE DELIVERER NEEDED ASAP – INQUIRE WITHIN.

Alright, the title of this entry has really nothing to do with the entry itself. In this economy (topical), the chances of you reading my blog are slim-to-none; unless, of course, there was a featured job offer. Sorry to trick you my loyal reader(s?) ….I, temporarily, am car-less. No, not careless…I care a lot. I’m car-less and when a situation like this presents itself, I care even more… so much so that I make desperate attempts at erroneous job offers based only on the assumption that someone might actually bring me coffee. You see, I’m sitting in my newly arranged living room, purged of my last roommate’s things and replaced with my desk and all of its laptop accoutrements. The screen door is sneaking in a breeze, the sky is swollen with clouds and I’m still in my robe. Come on…this situation’s cherry-on-top would be a big, warm cup of joe! Right? Right. I’m glad we all agree and have moved passed the misleading title.

Now, my blog is still fresh and I have obviously settled on “It Better be Better,” (tell your friends!) as my title, however, before I made web tsunamis with my first entry, I was definitely bouncing around some other blog names. As a treat to my fans, [THAT’S YOU!] I will share them with a grand reveal below:

[I’ve noticed there seems to be a running theme…]

ivant2suckyourblog

blogdaysnight

murderbyblog

pintsofblogmakeyoustronger

sundaybloggysunday

blog-iver

alwayssunnyinblogadelphia

howimetyourblogger

blogbarker

bloggietreat

worldsbestblog

blog-amansbestfriend

Iblogyoualwaysforever

yougotafastblog

blogyournose

youblogwithme

Idontbloghere

nevereatbloggywaffles

ewwpickyourbloggers

blogtease

londonblog

blogthebountyhunter

blog-onfunny

These are all registered blogmarks 2010

SIGH. Alright, I’m never going to even think the word blog!

…Now that I'm done with this blog entry ...dammit! - I’m going to go walk to Starbucks like I’m some kind of person from the middle ages who doesn’t even know the convenience of a motorized vehicle, like I’m some kind of pauper who can’t afford a horse-drawn carriage, or a horse for that matter, a mule, since we're on the subject…like I’m some kind of addict who needs her fix so badly she’d walk a mile to Starbucks. Like I'm some kind of...